Traffic Course Name Contest

I don’t have a name for my traffic course yet.
If you help me name it, there’s a big prize in it for you.

Here’s what I know.
*I can tell you it’s going to be the simplest course to follow EVER. I can tell you that the course will actually result in YOU GETTING TRAFFIC to your site — from day 1.
*I can tell you that there will be a lot of hand-holding and personal involvement by me and my faculty.
*I can tell you that I have a personal care and desire for you to be successful on your site.
*And I can tell you that we’re going to follow the principles in The Triumph Of the Stupid to get the job done.

That’s right, we’re going to be STUPID.

So my question to you is…DO YOU WANT to have a stab at suggesting a name for my course? If I pick your name, I’ll let you into the course free.

Good deal? Just leave your suggestion as a comment below.

Thanks!

I hope you win!

-Mark

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56 Responses to “Traffic Course Name Contest”

  1. Mark Widawer says:

    Wow. LOTS of great ideas. THANK YOU ALL so much for all of them. I’m getting a good idea now, and think I’m hot on the trail of the winner.
    In fact, stay tuned…I’ll be announcing the finalists soon.
    -Mark

  2. Peter Valle says:

    “Second Nature Dollars and Sense”
    – The First Experiential, Mentor-Guided,
    Internet Mastery Course. Training,
    Step-By-Step, How To Draw
    Paying Customers To Your Businesses
    And Products Until It Becomes
    Second Nature.

  3. Paul Beach says:

    Hey Mark,
    Try this on:

    “Easing Into Traffic”
    I’ll Give You the Right-of Way to All the Traffic
    You Want!

    Paul

  4. Andy McCain says:

    Sounds like a great course.
    I love the bicycle example.
    how about
    “Traffic Training Wheels”
    (With you till you’re ready to ride by yourself)

    If you’re into acronyms, try something that fits TLC (such as: “Traffic Levelling Course” – like mom, dad and the bike – our learning is a result of the TLC you provide)

    Andy

  5. Matthew says:

    One last one from me:

    KISS Traffic: Keep It Simple-Stupid
    “Your simple-stupid muscle-memory traffic system – so bad you wanta jump back and kiss yoself!”
    :-)

  6. J. J. MEDNEY says:

    HERE IS MY RECCO:

    “Hands On Traffic Secrets” – some might think of it as the HOTS.

    P.S. Today I received the first printed version of my new book “BE SMARTER THAN A CEO IN 30 DAYS”. I plan to break every rule in marketing it on the net.
    Website to be up in 3 weeks. The initial testimonials are extraordinary…Jerry

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